What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:30

A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do I sweat so much at the gym?
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?